It is a worry

Recently the hubby has been exhibiting some alien behaviours, I keep looking at him closely and although he looks a little like the figure below his eyes are not as dark, his head not so sparse, mouth not as straight and fingers not so long and of course has yet to turn green, but there is definitely something going on!

alienThe ‘odd’ behaviour is as follows

  • He bought a hoover
  • He unpacked and used said appliance
  • He stated that he was going to do more house work as it was not fair I did it all (now there was no argument from me you understand on this), there had not even been any argument prior to this. We have been married 15 years, so although I’m not complaining, why has the penny dropped now? (Alien abduction obviously)
  • He has been on the exercise bike three times this week
  • He went for a cycle ride last Sunday (I saw him so believe it)
  • He went on the treadmill (new toy) and even ran on it and he sweated
  • Tomorrow he is CHRISTMAS SHOPPING – seriously it is only October, not 24th December.

I keep looking outside, his new 4×4 has yet to be replaced by this

ufo

but clearly with such bizarre conduct its only a matter of time.

I wonder though do Aliens celebrate Christmas?

 

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About shazruns

I have been running since 2004 when I decided to do the Race for Life, as a close friend was terminally ill with cancer. Following that I did a couple of 10km at Leeds castle and Sandringham. Then in 2005 ran my first London marathon, then another in 2007 in blistering temperatures. I have entered the London marathon every year since but have been rejected, am now find maintaining my fitness & motivation hard, so when the email came through about Janathon I thought why not! Am hoping this helps with fitness, motivation and weight loss!! Wish me luck!
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6 Responses to It is a worry

  1. Haha… How wonderfully weird!

  2. CeeJayKay says:

    Send abductors up north I beg!!!!

  3. mawil1 says:

    How lovely! If you were an alien it’s a guaranteed way to make sure that you get integrated into society!

  4. Oh my goodness. I would be concerned. The minute I even say the words ‘domestic chores’ Pauly suddenly has some important job to do ‘down the farm’. But oh my goodness, a man with a vacuum cleaner that knows how to use it??? You lucky thing Shaz!

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