Recently the hubby has been exhibiting some alien behaviours, I keep looking at him closely and although he looks a little like the figure below his eyes are not as dark, his head not so sparse, mouth not as straight and fingers not so long and of course has yet to turn green, but there is definitely something going on!
The ‘odd’ behaviour is as follows
- He bought a hoover
- He unpacked and used said appliance
- He stated that he was going to do more house work as it was not fair I did it all (now there was no argument from me you understand on this), there had not even been any argument prior to this. We have been married 15 years, so although I’m not complaining, why has the penny dropped now? (Alien abduction obviously)
- He has been on the exercise bike three times this week
- He went for a cycle ride last Sunday (I saw him so believe it)
- He went on the treadmill (new toy) and even ran on it and he sweated
- Tomorrow he is CHRISTMAS SHOPPING – seriously it is only October, not 24th December.
I keep looking outside, his new 4×4 has yet to be replaced by this
but clearly with such bizarre conduct its only a matter of time.
I wonder though do Aliens celebrate Christmas?