Yes sometimes I could
hang Madam up by her toes hug Madam tight.
Yesterday was parkrun. This is how it played out
Me:- Now today is about getting round Madam, you haven’t done Killerton for a while so today is about getting round without stopping
(Approx .75 mile)
Madam:-Muummmm my feet are cold I can’t feel my toes (whingey tone)
Me:-Mine are always like , at the beginning, the worse thing you can do is stop, keep going
(Approx 1.5 miles)
Madam:-It’s so upsetting I wanted a PB today it’s so hard (whingey tone increased by 100%)
Me:-Madam you will not get a PB today especially if you keep stopping just get to the end(through gritted teeth-I don’t think I swore but can swear to it)
Madam:- (who finished 106 place) That was really hard, that mud was hard I kept slipping everywhere
Me:- (Who finished 133 place) The conditions are going to get worse you need to forget about a PB till next spring when it will be drier
Fast forward to dinner time
Me:-Do you want to see your time?
Madam:-(Leaning over to look at computer) Whoo hoo I got a PB (by 7 seconds)
Me:-That is it from now you don’t talk to me till we are finished the run (those gritted teeth making an appearance again)
Yes I could hang her up by her toes
pretty toes, (yes but hang from them she may.) shame about the legs!
P.S. No I did not get a PB. (Through gritted teeth)